So I was just in an odd OT discussion about my strays. Yes, I have named them and they are pretty much what I use to justify staying in this crappy apartment and not moving.
Anyway, the cast of characters:
Sunshine... Sunshine is a great cat, and soon I will have to get her to a no kill. She's declawed front and back. With the lack of responce to the 'Found Cat' flyers I put up some years ago, I'm guessing she's abandoned. She's a sweetheart who likes being picked up, snuggling on laps, and all the housecatty things a housecat likes.
Buddy... Buddy is Buddy. He is a really odd guy, and the only cat Sunshine will put up with, so I guess they are a couple. He's a good cat, but has no short term memory. If I come outside with the food, and Sunshine is there, he is all about rubbing my legs and getting his ears scratched and such, but if I turn around and put the food inside when I turn back he has no idea who I am and runs away.
Jack... Jack is wary. He(?) has only one eye, hence the name. He(?) won't quite come into arms length, but the distance is getting shorter.

So, these are my stooges, I guess..

Oh, by the way, I have been feeding these stooges for about three years running now. For the most part, I guess I am responsible for them.