I, Scott Allen Lillibridge, being of sound mind and body, do request this as my last will and testiment. I have very few personal belongings, but of these few, I request special treatment.
1) My three cats. Each needing special requirements, I do request
a) Baby: Baby needs much love and attention. I wish she could find a home with an older person. Someone of age, who, homebound, can lavish upon her the attention she deserves.
b) Heather: Heather is totally insane, and as such needs much playtime. I wish her upon a home with small children, so she has someone to play with.
c) Kiki: Kiki,like Heather, is also crazy, but in a different way. I wish her upon someone who needs cuddles, for she is masterful in the art of cuddling.
2) My computer. This thing has caused me much consternation during my life, and having outlived me, I wish it destroyed, along with the data it holds.
3) My books. I wish my books to be devided upon my friends, or, those friends who see fit to come to Arizona to get them. The remainder I wish to the local library.
4) My money. Any remaining money after my death I wish to the street people of Mill Avenue Tempe Arizona.
5) This website. I wish this website destroyed 30 days after my death. I wish it purged from the server it resides on, and any cache that may contain it.